I cannot afford therapy; therefore, I blog.
My mission? 1) To provide my kids with a digital scrapbook of their lives, since it is entirely possible that I will die a young age from the stress they have caused me. 2) To provide myself with a creative outlet in hopes of relieving stress and not dying young. 3) Birth control. 
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Todd: You've been flaking on your blog lately.
Me: I know. I have nothing to write.
Todd: It's boring. It sounds like every other blog.
Me: That's a shame.
Todd: You need to go on an adventure. Get yourself arrested. That'll give you so...
