Yep, they are all mine.

Yep, they are all mine. I cannot afford therapy; therefore, I blog. My mission? 1) To provide my kids with a digital scrapbook of their lives, since it is entirely possible that I will die a young age from the stress they have caused me. 2) To provide myself with a creative outlet in hopes of relieving stress and not dying young. 3) Birth control.

Web Site: http://www.yeptheblog.com/


if mom report cards existed, i’d have an F

Allow me to begin this post by stating the obvious. Kids are a reflection of their parents. I know, I'm pretty much a genius. This reflection is why it fucking sucks when your daughter starts pole dancing or your son steals chocolate milk from the ...

grab a beer and look at what i did last week

grab a beer and look at what i did last week

Oh, hey. Wassup? It's been awhile, right? No time like the present, so... Caden went a birthday party at a GIRL'S house. And when I picked him up, the birthday girl's mom told me: Caden was the life of the party. No shortage of personality ...

way back when-sday

way back when-sday

{Lily and Caden, November 10, 2009} DAMN, those are some cute dancers. Go check out Allison for more blasts from the past!

Not your typical Valentine’s Day post

Not your typical Valentine’s Day post

Just in case any of you are stressed out because you forgot to go to Target to purchase matching red and pink clothing for the children, you didn't partake in a crafting weekend with the sole purpose of creating handmade valentines for your kids to ...

for the love of lists: grammy edition

for the love of lists: grammy edition

I watched The Grammy Awards with my family yesterday. Well, until they passed out a couple hours into the festivities. Here are the most memorable moments of the night. {1} Katy Perry channeled her inner Oompa Loompa. {2} Lily, after Adel...

grab a beer and look at what i did last week

grab a beer and look at what i did last week

Happy Sunday! I'm linking up with Jenni, who (unlike me) successfully pulled off a Sunday Instagram link up party! SO... This week can be summed up with one word: SUMMER. We had the most amazing weather in the mid to high 60s and summer was o...

the E! true hollywood story: marriage

the E! true hollywood story: marriage

Todd needed to go to the store for sesame seeds. I can tell you that of all the times I've ever gone to the store for a single item, it's never once been for sesame seeds. But it was an emergency. He needed the crunchy coating to complete the frui...

end of the week snacks

end of the week snacks

I am totally stealing this idea from Kate, author of the hilarious and well-written blog, Motley Mama. She's also the Motley Mama of my favorite Internet baby, Waylon. Seriously you guys, he is the cutest freakin' baby ever. So, if you like good w...

one more VERY IMPORTANT question

one more VERY IMPORTANT question

Last question for a while, I promise. {By the way, your responses from yesterday's post are fascinating. You should go check them out.} Anyhoo, I'm working on something and need your input, pretty please. I'd love to know your favorite mo...

i’m looking for answers here, peeps

i’m looking for answers here, peeps

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