Limit Reached

Today is a first!  I have a guest!  OK, a guest post.  It seems that all my frustration with the whole dating thing has inspired a fellow blogger.  I hope you enjoy this post by Catherine Enfield aka Ms. Munchie. I will be the first to proclaim th...

Which side of the bed do you sleep on? Whichever one strikes my fancy.  Confession: I have never had a side of the bed. This is what happens when someone has never been in a relationship long enough to be put into a situation where a choice is nec...

Mere fan Central air conditioning is my religion. Without it, I would be lost...or at least completely unable to live in Sacramento. The man who invented it should be sainted. You think I'm cranky now? Just stick me somewhere in the 90+ degree hea...

I confess. I downloaded the Match.com app for my iPhone. I know. I said I wouldn't this time, but I swear there is a good reason. SEO. That's right. You heard me. Search Engine Optimization. Smart daters sort their searches by Activity Date, whic...

Apparently, people with no feeling below the waist wear short shorts. For the first time in 15 years, I am wearing shorts. That's right a decade and a half of wearing capris, pedal pushers and cropped pants during the summer. Back in the 90s, the in...

With all due respect to Whitesnake, it seems to be a stranger for me.Since last I posted about my boring love life, 82 guys have looked at my profile...that was just since Monday. This is really beginning to feel like I'm in sales. I've got my market...

Today's Groupon in Sacramento made me a little sad. Do you see how many people think they need plastic surgery? I'm sorry, but who in the hell is everyone trying to impress?  OK, maybe Botox injections aren't "surgery" per se, but I think it's an ext...

You know how people say that the universe sends out messages? I think the universe speaks to me in French. It doesn't actually send me messages "en Francais," but the messages it seems to send me are as clear to me as French. With only 5 years of j...

The robots must be lonely. 10 of them viewed my profile yesterday. They could be actual guys who for one nefarious reason or another decided not to upload a photo of themselves. So, robots or pervs, take your pick. Although, I think robots are a li...

After a brief respite from the dating scene, I re-upped my online dating profile yesterday afternoon. This time, I am going to try something new. I'll chronicle each day's results so you can see what's its like to surf through the world of dating in ...