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Andy Borowitz | In Positive Economic Sign, Walmart Customers Killing Each Other to Buy Shit

Nov 25, 2011
Andy Borowitz | In Positive Economic Sign, Walmart Customers Killing Each Other to Buy Shit

MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) November 25, 2011 – In what economists are hailing as a clear sign of economic recovery, Walmart customers across the USA jammed into stores on Black Friday, sometimes killing each other to buy useless shit. "We ha...

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6-foot fresh-cut Xmas trees in Sacramento for only $9.98

Wise Buys Liquidators is offering 6- to 8-foot Christmas trees for only $9.98 a piece starting today, according to its website. Last year, the discount outlet ran the same promotion and moved about 30,000 Oregon pines during the holiday season. …...

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Ten vehicles collide near Arden Fair Mall at the start of Black Friday mayhem

Car crashes involving 10 vehicles snarled traffic on the Capital City Freeway early Friday morning as shoppers prepared to begin their Black Friday deal hunting. It began just after midnight when two cars collided near the Cal Expo exit. Frenzied &#823...

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‘Tis the Season to stab a shopper at the Arden Fair Mail on Black Friday

A Black Friday shopper was stabbed in the chest just outside the Macy’s at the Arden Fair Mall early this morning. Mall security guard Steve Reed told NEWS 10 that the stabbing happened after a verbal argument between two groups … Continue read...

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DMTC Master Cast List, Version 2.0

Nov 25, 2011

Several years ago, as Davis Musical Theatre Company (DMTC) Historian, I compiled a Master Cast List for DMTC in an Excel spreadsheet.Tonight, I completed an update (Version 2.0) to that Master Cast List. That list will be provided to DMTC Producer Ste...

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Quiet Thanksgiving

Nov 24, 2011

Shhhh!

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Two cars plow through Sacramento homes in less than 24 hours

Two Sacramento area families endured a Thanksgiving dinner with major damage to their homes due to the errant drivers who put their cars through the exteriors of their dwellings. The first occurrence took place late Wednesday night on Sky Parkway &#823...

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There’s no shortage of reasons to be thankful today

Holidays have a funny way of bringing out the cynic in some people. Often we find ourselves caught up in the commercialization of it all or we get hung up on the negative memories we project onto the holiday. For some it’s grueling … Con...

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“Tipsy Tow” offers safe ride home this Holiday season

AAA is offering the residents of Sacramento a free ten-mile tow this evening as part of its “Tipsy Tow” program. The effort is intended to make sure that anyone who had too much to drink this Turkey-Day gets home safe … Continue reading →

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Kevin Johnson nominated for hall of fame by one of his own staff members

Sacramento Mayor Kevin Johnson released a statement today in which he proclaimed that “It’s an honor to be even considered” in regards to his nomination for the Professional Basketball Hall of Fame. One thing Johnson failed to mention in the &#82...

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