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I learned a few things in 2014

I learned a few things in 2014

In 2014 I learned that pregnancy doesn’t get any shorter even the 4th time you do it, and the last month is still actually 349 days and the weight you gain isn’t like special, allowable fancy weight even though it feels like special, allowable, fancy weight that will just fall off. And I learned...

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Nanny Goats in Panties
Not Your Grandma’s Resolutions

Not Your Grandma’s Resolutions

You know what day it is, right? This is the day that the whole world comes together and says, “I wish I’d worked more”. No, wait. That’s what people say on their death bed. Or rather, what people never say on their death bed. Also? The green squigglies are telling me that “deathbed” is...

The Girl With Moxie
Moxie’s Resolutions for Everyone Else: The 2015 Edition

Should old acquaintance be forgot, we’ll still have my resolutions for everyone else. You can read previous years’ entries here. Let’s get to it. 1. Recommit to traditional, classic flavors (Nabisco and Mars). I’m pointing the finger at you, Oreos … Continue reading

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The Girl With Moxie
Moxie’s Resolutions for Everyone Else: The 2015 Edition

Should old acquaintance be forgot, we’ll still have my resolutions for everyone else. You can read previous years’ entries here. Let’s get to it. 1. Recommit to traditional, classic flavors (Nabisco and Mars). I’m pointing the finger at you, Oreos … Continue reading

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Things I’m supposed to care about but don’t, Christmas Edition

Things I’m supposed to care about but don’t, Christmas Edition

Motherhood is continually urging me to give a shit about things I couldn’t care less about. Actually wait. No. Not motherhood. The hype surrounding motherhood. Websites, magazines, television, my damn Facebook feed. It expects me to care about things like Elf on the Shelf, for example. Nope. Don’t care. I think it’s weird and a lot...

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16 Ways I’ll Probably Ruin Christmas

16 Ways I’ll Probably Ruin Christmas

Christmas is in a couple days. I’ll probably ruin it. Chances are good, at least. The more important the day, the more likely I am to fuck it up with my questionable behavior. I made an infographic to visually summarize this phenomenon. But this year I thought I’d give my family a nice, clear,...

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Surreal Housewife of Amador County
It’s Beginning to Feel a lot Like Christmas (Ouch!)

As memories of Christmesses past drift through my brain, I can’t help but compare the pain levels associated with each passing year. No doubt, the holidays are definitely getting less painful as the kids get older. For those of you who are horrified that I would use the words “painful” and “holidays” in the...

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The Girl With Moxie
Achievement Unlocked: Keith Morrison Reads Grinch

As many of you may remember, I have been campaigning for a few years on Twitter to get Jimmy Fallon to have Keith Morrison from NBC’s Dateline to read “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” on his show. I actually had buy-in … Continue reading

The Girl With Moxie
Achievement Unlocked: Keith Morrison Reads Grinch

As many of you may remember, I have been campaigning for a few years on Twitter to get Jimmy Fallon to have Keith Morrison from NBC’s Dateline to read “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” on his show. I actually had buy-in … Continue reading

The Girl With Moxie
Achievement Unlocked: Keith Morrison Reads Grinch

As many of you may remember, I have been campaigning for a few years on Twitter to get Jimmy Fallon to have Keith Morrison from NBC’s Dateline to read “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” on his show. I actually had buy-in … Continue reading

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