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mr macleod said this was Now, pop the ball back into the socket and your done.Do you own a mouse like this? have you ever taken out the ball. If you’ve never cleaned your trackball mouse you might be surprised to see what has collected inside. I’ve been told that the gunk you can...

renegade mothering
Tidy houses are not a thing so stop it

Tidy houses are not a thing so stop it

I have decided that anyone with kids who says their house is tidy and clean is lying. Their house is not clean. It’s a fucking disaster like mine. Don’t tell me I’m wrong. I’m not wrong. THEY ARE LYING. I don’t give a shit if they have photographic evidence on Instagram. You know they pushed...

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renegade mothering
Please may I just excuse myself from this interaction? JACK DANIELS.

Please may I just excuse myself from this interaction? JACK DANIELS.

Sometimes I’m at the park or a kid’s birthday party and I end up in a chat with another mom, and that’s cool, I like to chat. Sometimes though, within moments, it becomes clear that we aren’t here to “chat” but rather engage in a pissing match to determine WHO EXACTLY IS THE BETTER...

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Nanny Goats in Panties
Not a Movie Review of Mad Max: Fury Road. Also? Flying Cats

Not a Movie Review of Mad Max: Fury Road. Also? Flying Cats

Hello and welcome to Mashup Meme Monday where I make it sound like I’ve been doing this meme forever when in fact it’s the first and probably the last time ever. I saw the nonstop roller coaster, guns and post-apocalyptic car chases, Fast-and-Furious-on-steroids event that is the new Mad Max: Fury Road. My one...

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The Blue Muse
Sun lovers

May 28, 2015
Sun lovers

It felt like a near-death experience. Me. Turbo kickboxing after eight months away. Burning chest, raspy breathing, nausea. And my chipper instructor was happily babbling about the weather. While I glared, I somehow absorbed her information: Low 90s th...

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Cottage Cheese and Crepe Paper
Why time flies

Why time flies

To some, me included, it’s a compelling mystery as to where the time goes. Especially while standing at the intersection of 50+ and EmptyNest-hood. I often asked myself: Is time moving faster, or am I moving slower? I really believe it’s a little of both. And I think I have finally figured it all...

Cottage Cheese and Crepe Paper
It’s the little things

It’s the little things

There’s a little bench on a beautifully shaded street close to my office that often has a little “shrine” or homage displayed. Not big. Not flashy. Nothing blatant. For whom, I know not. Honoring what, I haven’t a clue. It may be a small bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, or a balloon, or a colorfully painted...

renegade mothering
Hey! I’m back. By the skin of my teeth.

Hey! I’m back. By the skin of my teeth.

I have never been quite as lost as I was the past few months. I think it started with Mac’s hand injury on December 29. Maybe it doesn’t sound huge, but it was. Something about a 6 foot piece of sheet metal dropping 40 feet onto your best friend and husband, father of your...

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The Blue Muse
I’ve got to hide the big brains somewhere, right?

May 24, 2015
I’ve got to hide the big brains somewhere, right?

My classmates and I were in the elevator after seminar one evening, for some reason talking about what body part we would change if we could. It was my turn but before I could answer, someone said "Your forehead, right?"Umm, no, but thanks for telling ...

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The Blue Muse
A friendly note from the FAA

May 18, 2015
A friendly note from the FAA

"What did you do?!" I exclaimed as Mr. T flipped through the mail and remarked that a manila envelope from the FAA was tucked in between the bills and junk.Now, I imagined that correspondence from the Federal Aviation Administration must have spelled s...

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