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Sometimes, I am the asshole

Sometimes, I am the asshole

One of my goals in life is to not let my decision to have children ruin anybody’s life. I talk a lot about asshole, entitled parents producing tiny asshole children, and I work really, really hard not to do that. It’s kind of my claim to fame. It’s not. I’m not famous, or even...

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Let me tell you a story about 9 strangers on the internet

Let me tell you a story about 9 strangers on the internet

In December 2014, I ran my first online writing workshop. That was possibly the most boring first sentence I’ve ever written in my life. Stay with me here. It may get better. Anyway, my business manager and family had been encouraging me to launch a class for a long time, but I didn’t, because...

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Let me tell you a story about 9 strangers on the internet

Let me tell you a story about 9 strangers on the internet

In December 2014, I ran my first online writing workshop. That was possibly the most boring first sentence I’ve ever written in my life. Stay with me here. It may get better. Anyway, my business manager and family had been encouraging me to launch a class for a long time, but I didn’t, because...

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renegade mothering
Let me tell you a story about 9 strangers on the internet

Let me tell you a story about 9 strangers on the internet

In December 2014, I ran my first online writing workshop. That was possibly the most boring first sentence I’ve ever written in my life. Stay with me here. It may get better. Anyway, my business manager and family had been encouraging me to launch a class for a long time, but I didn’t, because...

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renegade mothering
Gender-neutral bathrooms are a parent’s dream

Gender-neutral bathrooms are a parent’s dream

So, people are concerned that male pedophiles are going to prey on girls in female bathrooms. UMMMMMMMM geniuses. These flesh-eating-bacteria-scum were formerly sharing the bathrooms with your boys. How were you not concerned about that? And if you are so concerned about the safety of your children, why the hell aren’t you super freaking...

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Gender-neutral bathrooms are a parent’s dream

Gender-neutral bathrooms are a parent’s dream

So, people are concerned that male pedophiles are going to prey on girls in female bathrooms. UMMMMMMMM geniuses. These flesh-eating-bacteria-scum were formerly sharing the bathrooms with your boys. How were you not concerned about that? And if you are so concerned about the safety of your children, why the hell aren’t you super freaking...

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renegade mothering
Gender-neutral bathrooms are a parent’s dream

Gender-neutral bathrooms are a parent’s dream

So, people are concerned that male pedophiles are going to prey on girls in female bathrooms. UMMMMMMMM geniuses. These flesh-eating-bacteria-scum were formerly sharing the bathrooms with your boys. How were you not concerned about that? And if you are so concerned about the safety of your children, why the hell aren’t you super freaking...

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renegade mothering
Gender-neutral bathrooms are a parent’s dream

Gender-neutral bathrooms are a parent’s dream

So, people are concerned that male pedophiles are going to prey on girls in female bathrooms. UMMMMMMMM geniuses. These flesh-eating-bacteria-scum were formerly sharing the bathrooms with your boys. How were you not concerned about that? And if you are so concerned about the safety of your children, why the hell aren’t you super freaking...

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renegade mothering
Gender-neutral bathrooms are a parent’s dream

Gender-neutral bathrooms are a parent’s dream

So, people are concerned that male pedophiles are going to prey on girls in female bathrooms. UMMMMMMMM geniuses. These flesh-eating-bacteria-scum were formerly sharing the bathrooms with your boys. How were you not concerned about that? And if you are so concerned about the safety of your children, why the hell aren’t you super freaking...

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renegade mothering
Gender-neutral bathrooms are a parent’s dream

Gender-neutral bathrooms are a parent’s dream

So, people are concerned that male pedophiles are going to prey on girls in female bathrooms. UMMMMMMMM geniuses. These flesh-eating-bacteria-scum were formerly sharing the bathrooms with your boys. How were you not concerned about that? And if you are so concerned about the safety of your children, why the hell aren’t you super freaking...

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