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renegade mothering
Hey new moms: I got a “babymoon” for ya.

Hey new moms: I got a “babymoon” for ya.

You know people keep talking about these damn “babymoons,” and once again I find myself shaking my head. Setting aside my disdain for the term itself (on account of its excessive cuteness), I just don’t understand how a trip to Turks and Fucking Cacaos is really a “last hurrah” at all. Yeah okay I...

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We’ve Moved!

Apr 2, 2014
We’ve Moved!

Be a part of a feel good movement at the new Momservations®!

Chronicles of Nothing
April Fool’s Day: Just stop.

Mar 31, 2014
April Fool’s Day: Just stop.

You’re not funny.  Someone had to tell you because you might be about to do something really stupid. You might be thinking of a great prank or joke to pull off this Tuesday, April Fool’s Day…just don’t.  People who actually … Continue reading 

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Nanny Goats in Panties
And Now There’s a Cloud in the Cloud

And Now There’s a Cloud in the Cloud

You’re probably wondering what the hell I’m doing here when I am up to my eyeballs in goose livers, but my housemate and I decided to take a break from all the poultry guts and celebrate our 14th wedding anniversary per our usual tradition of running off to the casino and spending the night....

renegade mothering
This week…just in the knick of time…she was saved by salt air and fog.

This week…just in the knick of time…she was saved by salt air and fog.

(First of all, it was last week, but whatevs.) After a super handy internet helper diagnosed me with chronic depression based on the last blog post I wrote, I figured it was time to make some changes. I jest. That’s the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. First of all, EINSTEIN. You can’t diagnose...

Chronicles of Nothing
Weddings with a Twist #TwitterLoveWed

Mar 28, 2014
Weddings with a Twist #TwitterLoveWed

Holy crap. I am a married woman and the world didn’t end. After my experience, I’m a big proponent of weddings with a twist…or two. That’s what we did…we put our personalities into the traditions and had fun while getting … Continue reading 

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renegade mothering
I wish they’d stop calling this “sacred.”

I wish they’d stop calling this “sacred.”

I’m feeling ill-equipped for motherhood lately. I can’t stop being an asshole to my kids. I’m yelling too much. My patience is almost always already gone. I lose it over nothing. Them. Being kids. Doing annoying kid things. Leaving their shoes on the couch one more time. The 5th time I have to ask...

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Uncommon Courage and Charisma

Mar 25, 2014
Uncommon Courage and Charisma

It's school talent show time and talent has very little to do with it.

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MidLifeBloggers
Flashback Friday: Christmas 1975

Mar 21, 2014

If I had known you in 1975, I would have sent you this invitation to my first Christmas party  in LA. This grande dame was a figment of my imagination. Over the years, she has graced other cards and even, for one instant, thought of having a comic strip of her own. Sort of...

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Don’t Make Me Talk About Nocturnal Emissions!

Mar 18, 2014
Don’t Make Me Talk About Nocturnal Emissions!

How to educate kids on the birds and the bees without hope for escape.

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