Margaret Andrews

Margaret Andrews Margaret Andrews writes the blog Nanny Goats in Panties.

Web Site: http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com


Keeping the Romance Alive with “Date Night”

Jan 18, 2015
Keeping the Romance Alive with “Date Night”

For date night on Saturday, me and my old man went to Bed Bath & Beyond. Got new sheets and finally, FINALLY, a Keurig coffee machine. Waiting so long allowed us to invest in the brand new Keurig 2.0 (cue oooohs and ahhhhs). Drinking first coffee with it this morning. Tully’s Hawaiian Blend. Brought...

Not Your Grandma’s Resolutions

Jan 1, 2015
Not Your Grandma’s Resolutions

You know what day it is, right? This is the day that the whole world comes together and says, “I wish I’d worked more”. No, wait. That’s what people say on their death bed. Or rather, what people never say on their death bed. Also? The green squigglies are telling me that “deathbed” is...

Real Men Do It With Their Hands

Dec 10, 2014
Real Men Do It With Their Hands

Before this upcoming biblical proportion storm arrives and kills us all, I just want to tell you that I loved you and it was fun and I don’t regret anything. Except for that pink rabbit-themed hot tub party in Brother Dinklemeyer’s gazebo where we all got naked, went crazy with Instagram and lost our...

Meet My New Buddy, Perry Mennow Paws

Nov 25, 2014
Meet My New Buddy, Perry Mennow Paws

Have you ever sat on the cold, concrete tombstone of a stranger, just to watch a gravedigger? It’s twilight and all you can hear is the shovel cutting into the soil and the birds chirping in the trees. They all seem to wear flannel plaid snap-front work shirts and muddy boots. Most have beards....

I’ve Got All the Bells and Whistles

Oct 22, 2014
I’ve Got All the Bells and Whistles

I think I have adoraphobia. It’s like the little fuzzy kitten version of agoraphobia where I am capable of leaving the house, I just don’t want to. Isn’t that cute? Okay, it’s official. I’ve become one of those people that won’t shut up about their health problems (oh, my aching back!). To wit:  ...

Anxiety, Panic Attacks and Tears, Oh My!

Sep 22, 2014
Anxiety, Panic Attacks and Tears, Oh My!

OK, I still don’t know what happened to me, but a few weeks ago I began feeling weird at the grocery store to the point that I wanted to abandon my cart full of 29 pints of Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food ice cream, run out of the store and go home. I felt...

White House Dinners and..oh, I Wrote a Book.

Aug 22, 2014
White House Dinners and..oh, I Wrote a Book.

Have you ever gone to a Presidential Gala and arrived late, only to discover that the First Couple is no longer greeting people at the end of the reception line and all the salmon biscuits are gone? OMG – me too!! But that’s not why I brought you here today. No, today I have...

A Humorous Take on Bullying

Jul 11, 2014

Yes, I am perfectly aware of the fact that my blogging has fallen off lately, thank you SO MUCH for mentioning it. The problem is, I’ve gotten my mitts into many other projects that are eating up my life, not the least of which was co-producing, co-directing, and performing in the Sacramento Listen to...

A Humorous Take on Bullying

Jul 11, 2014

Yes, I am perfectly aware of the fact that my blogging has fallen off lately, thank you SO MUCH for mentioning it. The problem is, I’ve gotten my mitts into many other projects that are eating up my life, not the least of which was co-producing, co-directing, and performing in the Sacramento Listen to...

Of Name Tags and Psychotic Birds

Jun 13, 2014
Of Name Tags and Psychotic Birds

So I’m at this thing the other day, you know, one of those events where you walk in the door and they check you in and give you a name tag to clip on your person, along with a wine glass, and you feel awkward at first because you arrived alone so the first...

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