Margaret Andrews

When are you going to get it through your thick skull that spending a lot of money on your mom for Mother’s Day is completely missing the point? There is a reason why she puts your crappy stick figure art, or the crayon outline of your hand turned into a turkey on the refrigerator,...

I was going to tell you about Harold, my new pet tse tse fly, and how I came to be mayor of a small town in West Dakota, but then I got this very important email:   I know! I’m totally going to be a spy, y’all! Oh, I hear your silly cries of...

Exacting true and just revenge on spammers is impossible. And while I desire to mame them swiftly and severly, it’s mostly illegal in this country. They are pesky flies that won’t die and you swat and flail and miss. And exhaust yourself to endless frustration. That’s why I like to mock the ever-lovin’ snot...

So many people are asking this question (in fact many people are Googling it right now and ending up here) that I thought I would finally put all doubt to rest once and for all. So, what is the capital of California? That’s easy. It’s either Los Angeles or San Francisco because every time...

I’m probably not the first one to opine that Peter Brady (or any one of the The Osmond Brothers) did a great job hosting the Oscars this weekend. Ah, the Oscars. Fashion overload at its finest. Timely, too, because it’s Fashion Week here in Sacramento, the wardrobe capitol of…of… the greater Sacramento area. As...

Hi Kids! (see what I did there? kids…cause goat babies are kids and….. oh, never mind.) Anyway! Today’s “Goat Thing” features goats and goat milk soap and a giveaway – yay! This fabulous goat milk soap, made from raw organic goat’s milk, comes from Alpine Made, a goat milk skincare product company on the...

What I want to know is, do you still play with your food, like I do? OK, that’s not really why I called you here today. Remember in my last post how I told you I was producing a show called Listen to Your Mother? So, the other day, my co-producer (Nichole) texted me...

You’ve probably been losing sleep wondering when I was going to write you again, but never fear, a blogger’s ego never let’s her go too long without screaming for the attention it so richly deserves. The truth is, I’ve been kind of busy. With what, you ask? I’m so glad you asked. Because I...

When you get to be my age (old), you have a propensity to talk about all your medical problems. As boring as that sounds, blog posts about my various ailments tend to get the most traffic because of the pictures I debate posting -  you wouldn’t believe how many people want to see photos...

I’m pretty sure I posted it last year, but so many people called in with this, I had to share it with you all… Link to Holiday Goat Video